A Horrified Day at J-day

Yesterday, my sister and I went to Jusco. I wanted to get something for my friend who just deliver a baby girl, so I asked my sister to come along. When we arrived at the place, so many cars were parked haphazardly along the way. The parking is full and so I have no choice but to park few metres away from the complex. Still wondering what is the big occassion?

When we walked in, I got a shocked. Goshhhhhhhhhhh so many people !!!!!!! There are this pool of people going everywhere and so crowded the complex. Then we realised, it is Jusco member sale. Obviously this is my first time came for a member sale. I am a person who hates crowded places. Placards are everywhere, banner are highly lifted across the complex to signify the Day where Jusco give such offer to her members. Then there are people with hailer. Yes in the complex!!! Then suddenly I feel myself walking in a "high class pasar malam" hahahaha....

So I quickly get my stuff and get through my annoyance of getting bumped each time. Then we went to take a look at the supermarket. My Lord.....people just grabbing everything and anything. The trolleys all are full and the resit from the cashier was few metres long. I then wonder, are the things really that cheap? do they really need to stock up like that? Not that our country is going into deep recession tomorrow or it is a war stricken area that by tomorrow we will hungry to death. Toilet rolls all gone......vitagen, gone.....rice 30 ringgit only per packet....gone, ultra soft pillows....gone, comforter....gone.

This is indeed my first experience and truly shocking at the way Malaysian behave when it comes to sale. The word SALE or DISCOUNT truly plays some magic in our mind. I mean myself too are fond with two words on certain items hahaha. There is this man who shopped till he sweats.....i mean really sweat as if he has run on a marathon or something. Funny that there are two ambulances parked outside the complex on standby hahahaha.... I am not exaggerating, it is true. My sister even told me that people started to queue up in front of the complex as early as 8 am. That is really like what, 2.5 hours earlier from Jusco's operating hours. One word "kiasu" hahaha......imagine yourself to queue as 8 am all to get two new bottles of 1 ringgit cheaper Dynamo, or two ultra soft pillows for the price one.....hahaha

As for me, I just merely walk around and yet I still have my Vitagen....hehe. No need to queue or get up early :)

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... .

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ?

The Return of Toi Toi

It has been months....4 months exactly that I went missing. Friends keep asking me am I not blogging anymore, which caught me surprised because to me my blog was never interesting, well not interesting enough for the bloggers award hahaha if there is such award ever presented.

Yeap, I have not been blogging for that long. So what did I do ? and what happened along those months? Ahem...I became lazy hahahaha that is the only reason why I am not blogging. But along those months, I did read the blog entries from my fellow friends, especially karin's. My god, so many picture of food!!!!!! I think the reason I put on weight was because of those pictures :oP hahahahaha. And our dear Jolly, so manyyyyy jokes, always a good laughter to read her blog. If you want to know movie synopsis, Jess Teo blog is the place to go hahahahaha......not to mention korean and japanese hang out at Alan's hehehe.......so what is the theme for Toi Toi? Hmmmmm....no idea hahaahahaha

So those who did once in a while check this site out, thank you for your loyalty. I will be start writing again (hopefully hehe). I think that's it for now. I will write more tomorrow.... more on what happened on those four months, what am i doing now, what is my plan in the future.....i thought maybe i am going to write more on philosophy......first, upload some pics first rite. How to link this to ahhhhh.....uhhhh....what is that site again, yeah flickr...hhahahahaha...

signing off for now....take care. MUAKKKKKKK