The Mummies...

Today I went to SJMC for the surgery to remove my cyst. I drove myself there. My mum wanted to tag along and so I let her be. We arrived on the 1st floor of SJMC at the Daycare Surgery centre. The admission clerk was very honest and friendly in her own way. She told me how fierce that my doctor can be and that he never punctual. So she advised me to quickly go down to the cafeteria to buy something for my mother, just in case she might be hungry for lunch. I did as what she advised.

Then, as I am waiting, I pulled out my shin chan comic to ease my boredom, more to put a stop to the anxiety that caused by the weiling boy, of who I think is about to do a "johnny surgery" hahaha. Poor kid, the nurse fooled him into the surgery room by a large "PC" and I think he found out the "PC" was a huge monitor machine that spelt his heart beat haha.

Anyway, the nurse called my name and direct me to the locker room and asked me to strip naked. No threads she said!!. This was the time I got a second hand feeling of being a whore, except of course this whore is paying for his own strip. Obediently, I obliged to her plea and changed into this japanese looking gown that had my johnny and the boo boo covered. Just as normal procedure with the normal medical questions of history records. After all long of interrogation and waiting, I finally wheeled in to the OT room 10. Then, they removed my gown and put some sort like a blanket over and strapped me with all sort of tapes and wires. At this point, I feel myself like a pig. You know bare naked and all my feet and hands are tied up to prevent any movement. All that is moveable is my head and my eye balls. I feel myself like a poor pig, 70.5 kg (which I weight before the OT escapade), waiting to be slaughtered.

Then came the doctor with very unpleasant look. A fierce one actually. Putting his mask and he talks to his nurses like a military coups. Gosh, my imagination went wild again....this time they looked like a terrorist. I am like a terrorist victim strapped there on the table....arrrghhh, i might be chopped alive!!!. Then, the commander gave me some anasthetic, a local one of which is supposed to be making the surgical area numb. Apparently NOT!!! Because, when he took his scalpel and cut, I can feel the pain.....my goodness!!!! it was HOOOOORRRIIBBBLLEEE!!!.. I shouted and both the doctor and the nurse panic and quickly hold the bleeding and he gave me extra anasthetic. This time, I really feel like I am one of the american solider got kidnapped and tortured by the OSAMA gang. I searched high and lows for camcorders but I could not found any but a shadow from the light of my beautiful flesh cut opened.

I see how the doctor cut throughout the whole procedure as I am getting worried. Not to mentioned the pungent smell of burning my flesh with the electric rod that gave some good smoke effects. I, laughed at the wild picture that I got.....mostly funny one that I burst out a laugh or two. The nurse got curious and asked me what was it. I think I got to ease them down a bit after being scolded non-stopped by that mad doctor. After that thing was removed, the doctor explained to me what was it and we studied them together. It was an interesting lesson...I always wanted to be a doctor and this obviously interest me a bit.

Anyway, after getting a full rest, I finally headed home. Drove myself back and took a nap after watching hour long of grey's anatomy. Took a couple of pain killers like candy sounds like fun..hahaha.

Then, I went for a movie with my sis. Impressive huh....we went to the Mummy 3. Interesting one, except I like the old Eve better. Just two things that I dont understand from the movie though. One, where and how in the world that an ancient person that lives 2000 years at the hilmalayan mountains get to learn English. Secondly, if the immortal duo exchanged their "immortality" in exchange for the troops to back from the dead, shouldnt the duo be dead already? Since that the gift has been lifted and their body should then recovered back 2000 years of which is hmmmmmm rusted and out of order...but yet still very young looking and figthing kung fu !!! Well, back to the bottomline is, it is just a movie.....

I start to wonder if we ever put some reality in that movie....perhaps not a good idea. Because then Alex has to do the slow dance with a lady in her bones, skeleton, and kissed her on her skull might not be a good sight... hahahahaha

Like the title The Mummy, I actually have three mummies experience eh. Firstly, my mother Mummy, then me walking like a zombie Mummy and finally the movie The Mummy hahahaha. Thus, I titled the subject tonight as The Mummies...haha

ok time to get some drugs and go to sleep. Tomorrow, I have to drive my mum to the clinic for her checkup and I got to go back to the hospital to have the stitches examined and removed. Sometimes, I wonder what kind of patient I am hahahaha....having all this energy to do all this even when you are on medical leave!!!...
Till then...cheerio...